Married to her

"Okay, I wish I was the same age as Ms Jones," I said thinking fast. As I felt myself grow a bit I added "I also wish I was a woman and that both me and Ms Jones are lesbians." I looked down at her "Also I wish that we're in love and recently married." I looked down at my new wife. I still had a few seconds left. "Last," I sighed "I wish she forgot the last thirty seconds before I put her to sleep." I looked down at her and licked my lips in anticipation. Her eyes fluttered, then opened with a groan. "Huh?" she said looking up at me "Joan why am I on the floor?" "You fainted," I replied, "What have I told you about skipping lunch?" She rolled her eyes playfully "Hey I'm not the one eating for two here." I giggled and helped her up.