Accidents do happen

"Okay," I said "I wish in this reality its men that get pregnant and I wish the reason I was pregnant was because Ms Jones had been having an affair with me, but because I'm eighteen it was considered okay. I wish we'd split up cordially shortly after the first time we'd slept together but I found out I was pregnant shortly after." I looked down at her "I wish even though we haven't got back together she's supportive and willing to share custody when our child is born." I breathed deeply wondering why I'd wished all that. "Last thing, I wish Ms Jones would forget the thirty seconds before I put her to sleep."