Girlifying remote

The remote sat on the table. Anything John pointed it at and pressed the button would morph to become more girly and feminine and sexy, based on his own interpretations of those concepts. John had one goal, make the entire world into his idea of a sexy girly girl, who obeys men, and with him being the only man left he would bring in an era of peace and obediance. Ps if it made sense, he wouldn't be much of a "mad" scientist would he? John called his coworkers Kate and Joey over to test it, saying he needed help with a new invention for the company.