Wish Orb: The Slutmaker 6000

Suddenly, there was a bright light and something appeared at the feet of the store owner. He looked down and was shocked to see what looked like a prop from some old sci-fi movie - a ray gun, possibly. He picked it up and looked closer at it. On the side of it was the name SLUTMAKER 6000. "Slutmaker? Is this thing for real?" he asked aloud. Well, there was only one way to find out. He looked out the window at the protesters and wondered which one he should try it on first.