What are the odds

What Jon had neglected to factor in was that ‘male’ and ‘eighteen years old’ which was what he already was, were valid options on the randomiser and whether by pure chance or by the stone having an ironic sense of humour, the wheels of random landed on these too things. And too make the odds even more of a long shot, everything about his life, personality, hobbies and so forth that the stone had also decided to randomise to fit the intended randomisations also landed exactly on Jon’s existing ones. All that is, except one thing...