A bigger question

Erin started buttoning up the shirt and then paused, staring at him. He was handsome. He was hot. He could read her mind. He was everything she wanted in a man... and then she started to wonder if she wanted more. "John...?" she asked, slowly. "Yes, love?" he asked, continuing to dress. "I... I mean, I know you're okay with how I look... If there were a way to turn you into half-spider, would you do it?" John looked at her quizzically, but he could see she was serious. "You're --- well, humm, there's a thought I hadn't considered." He pondered it a moment, looking at the pretty leggy lady.