Sarah Chooses Luke

Sarah picked up the remote and began flipping through the wish produced channels. A guy turned into a giant tree. *Too boring.* A girl crouched in the bathroom with urine gushing from her crotch. *Too gross.* A man that whose body had been consumed by innumerable breasts. *Just wrong.* Sarah nearly vomited. Just before she was about to turn the magical TV off and think of something else to do, she came to a channel with an infamous video game character climbing some stairs. Sarah was by no means the kind of dork that played video games all day, but even she recognized the Princess, though she couldn't remember the character's name. *This could be interesting....*