Mrs. Athena Claus: A New Mrs. Claus

Santa just shrugged. "One is just as good as another. At least you won't be freaked out about this as much, already being female and all." "Just what the fuck are you talking about? And what happened to my voice?" Athena demanded, before looking down at herself. "And what happened to my body?!" She was now a fat old woman dressed up in some kind of god-awful clothing. "You're the new Mrs. Claus. My wife," Santa explained. "But we definitely have to do something about your behavior. My wife never uses profanity. That's very unladylike." Athena could only stare in disbelief. She was Santa Claus' _wife_?