In bed with Sarah...

Gripping the stone, Sarah decides on what she wants, and makes her wish, with Jon too stunned to interfere, "I wish that Jon would become my new undies!" Suddenly Jon gasps as, seemingly every nerve in his entire body fires all at once; he is immediately overcome with nausiousness and doesn't even notice as he hits the floor. Before he knows it it's all over, and Jon finds himself sprawled out on the floor and unable to move. He feels the ground beneath him shake as Sarah approaches...