Sarah Needs a New Boyfriend

Sarah laughed. She could help herself. Biff (no ... Biffiny) looked so ridiculous as a drag queen. But this created a new problem for her. She had no boyfriend, since Biffiny had embraced his "new" life as a drag queen. But it was an easily solvable problem, since she had the wishing stone. But should she just wish up a boyfriend? Or change someone *into* her boyfriend? The second option sounded better. But why not have some fun with it? She could choose someone who she knew hated her, then make them totally in love with her ... and maybe make them stay themselves in their heads? Ooh, that would be so delicious. She'd get a totally devoted boyfriend *and* have revenge at the same time. But who should she choose to turn into her new boyfriend? There were just so many people who hated her to choose from. She may have been the most popular girl in school, but there were always people who seemed to hate her, either because they were jealous of her or because they didn't approve of how she lived her life. That second reason puzzled her to no end. How could someone not approve of her? She was practically the pinnacle of perfection. After some thought, Sarah decided that the person to become her new boyfriend would be ...