Mrs. Donaldson's Reaction

"Hi, Mom," Jon said, as he walked through the door. Mrs. Donaldson could only stare at her son, as she said "Jon! Oh my *god*! What happened to you?" Jon looked confused, and so did Karyn. "What do you mean?" "You have breasts!" "Of course, I have breasts. I've had them for a while. Mom, are you okay?" She dropped into a chair and just kept staring. "No, I'm *not* okay." She thought she was losing her mind. Jon and Karyn gave worried glances to each other. *What's wrong with her?* Jon thought to himself. *It's like she's never seen a guy with breasts before.*