Fun with the neighbor

At that moment, Deborah Donaldson (Jon's mother) glanced out the window to see her next door neighbor, Mrs. Higgins, coming out of her house with ANOTHER boyfriend! Mrs. Donaldson sighed. She had really liked Mr. Higgins. She thought he was a nice young man. But then, there had been the divorce, and, though Bambi (Mrs. Higgins) was obvious trailer trash, she got the house. And, ever since then, it seemed Bambi had a new boyfriend every week! Deb Donaldson watched as Bambi gave her new man the usual lesson in tongue wresting. "Lady," said Deb to herself, "I wish your tongue would grow one inch for every man you've had in your house since you divorced your husband!" The eyes of the man kissing Bambi suddenly went wide.