Steve and Biff

"So now are we, like, gonna find us a couple of yummy guys?" asked Karen (who was Jon's mom, before she turned herself into a vapid teenager, remember, so she's not Jon's friend *Karyn*). "Completely! And I see just the ones!" Jennifer shouted gleefully. Walking in their direction were two of the hottest guys they knew from school. One was Steve "The Stud" Farber and the other was Biff Meadows (captain of the football team). Biff was currently dating Sarah McMillan, but Jennifer was sure that she could change his mind and make him *her* boyfriend instead.