Telemayhem

Just then, the phone rang again. Mrs. Donaldson picked it up and said "Hello, Donaldson's." "Mrs. DonALson?" came a female voice on the end. Because of the slight mispronunciation of the name, Jon's mother had an idea what kind of call she was getting. "I'm calling to tell you that you've been bre-approved for one of our new credit cards .. " "Oh!" fumed Mrs. Donaldson. "I HATE you telemarkers. Lady, I wish you were right here in front of me right now!" And the rock burned ...