Jon Has Everything That Sarah Has

"What the hell are you doing here, Jon?" Sarah said. "What do you mean, Sarah?" Jon replied. "I mean, like, I live here. Duh." A confused expression crossed Sarah's face, and she said "Are you crazy? *I'm* the one that lives here. Not *you*." "I've *always* lived here, Sarah. And you *know it*." Jon walked upstairs, brushing past Sarah, and walked into her bedroom. Sarah chased after him. "Hey! Get out of my bedroom!" Jon spun around. "This is *my* bedroom," he snapped at her. Sarah was in shock. This definitely wasn't a prank, not the way Jon was acting. He really *had* gone crazy!