Mean and Vindictive

Once Jon was able to move and speak again the first thing he did was look at Karyn and say, "What the fuck Karyn?!?" Karyn snapped back, "Oh SHUT UP Jon! You're the one who just this morning wished for all women to NEED to masturbate in public three times a day!" Jon glared at Karyn and shouted back, "I was just TRYING to get you ladies to stop pretending you weren't sexual! Plus, I only said that they would get excitement from public masturbation, they don't need to do that part! And even YOU admitted the orgasms are great, so why are you so pissed?" Jon glanced down at his penis-less groin and added, "This is just mean and vindictive!" Karyn put her hands on her naked hips and shot back, "Oh whatever mister morality, how is what I did more mean and vindictive that changing the sexuality of all the women on earth?" Jon replied with, "Because I was just ADDING to women's sexuality, Karyn. I thought maybe if women had to masturbate then maybe they would be more comfortable in their sexuality. You were only being mean. You don't think so? How are men and women supposed to be romantically intimate with each other now, Karyn? Oh, and would you mind explaining what gay men are supposed to do now?" Karyn's evil grin faded a bit at that.