Someone with that look should not have a bulge

Paige pipes up, "Well this is not right, look down there." Pointing between Jon's legs. All the girls look and notice the unsightly bulge in Jon's thong panties. "I think I know just what he needs, Jon put on an ultra tight flesh colored gaff that gives you a nice camel toe look between your legs." All the girls giggled as they saw the bulge dissappear and a very pronounced camel toe appeared in its place. Becky said, "O, this is just too rich. Anyone else have an idea or should we send him on his way to see what happens to him?"