Holy Cow!

Unfortunately, I had to look up, as Karyn squealed in protest. "Jon! What have you done?!" I sheepishly raised my head to look at the damage. What I saw was quite a shock! Karyn's hair was back to her normal shortish frizzy mop, but the long blond hair hadn't just vanished, it had migrated. Karyn was now sporting a very long, blond beard and matching moustache! "Oh no!" I exclaimed, unable to stop the outbusrt. Moving my eyes lower, I saw that Karyn's previously large chest was now totally flat. "Um, well, at least your breasts went away," I offered non-committally. Karyn stared at me, anger in my eyes. "So, I'm a flat-chested girl with a long beard! Thanks a lot, Jon. You really improved my situation a lot!" She jumped down off the wall with a 'harumph', but then made a pained noise. Having readjusted her slacks she looked up at me with a deep frown. "My breasts have not gone away..." "What do you mean?" I asked, worried. "I have udders..." *Oh shit* I thought, *how am I going to fix this!*