Now that won't do

Jon looked down at his smooth, pantyhosed legs. These weren't his legs! He held the rock in front of him. "I wish I had men's legs" The rock glowed, and Jon looked down at his legs. The hairs were sticking through the pale tights. However, Jon noticed his feet - they were still small girls feet wearing girls shoes! And there was something else he forgot - he put his hand to his groin and found that there was nothing there! He was stuck with a vagina, men's legs and girls feet. How was he going to get out of this one?