Betty Becomes An Air Head

"I wish you were as smart as me," Betty said, thinking it would definitely be an improvement, since Bambi was a total air-head. But, what Betty didn't know was that the wish didn't affect *Bambi*. It affected *her*. All of a sudden, Betty felt light-headed, as most of her intelligence was sucked out of her. "Like, what's going on?" "Okay, Betty. That's enough," Linda said. "She's standing right here and you still make fun of her." "I don't know, like, what you're talking about." "Betty, quit it. God, you can be so mean sometimes." "I'm not, like, being mean and stuff. *You're* being mean." "Betty, what's the matter with you?"