Linda's A Bit Sluggish

"Betty, what's the matter with you?" Linda asked. "Nothing. I'm, like, totally fine and junk." "You're not making fun, are you. Did you get a concussion or something?" "Con ... concu ... concussion? Oh, Linda, I wish you wouldn't use big words." All of a sudden, Linda's mind felt sluggish. She didn't become an air-head like Betty and Bambi. But she had a hard time thinking of words, especially big and complicated ones. Why was she having so much trouble thinking? "Okay, fine. I won't use big words." "Good. They're too hard to pro ... pronounce them." "Tell me about it." Linda's attention wandered for a few moments, then she said "What was I talking about? Oh, yeah. Now I remember. Betty, you're acting strange." "I don't, like, feel strange." "Well, you're talking weird. Like her," Linda pointed towards Bambi. Bambi just smiled. Not even a thought in her head. "What are you smiling about?" Linda asked her. But before Bambi could answer, Karyn walked into the store. "It's about time I found you. I've been looking all over for you."