Half Man, Half Woman

Karyn stared down in shock at her new body, which wasn't quite masculine, but not quite feminine either. "Jon!" she yelled, hearing her new male voice. "You turned me into a freak." "Sorry," Jon said. "I didn't know the stone would actually try to change your appearance. I thought it would just change your sex organs." "Well, it didn't. And now thanks to you, I'll be stuck like this for the rest of my life." She grabbed her bloated gut and groaned. "With that gut hanging out, it almost looks like *you're* pregnant too," Jon said, trying to be humorous. But Karyn was in no mood for joking. She glared at him, until he said "Sorry." After a few minutes, she finally broke the silence. "Maybe if we word it just right, we can fix the wish that made me like this." "Okay. But what should we say?" Karyn thought for a moment, then said "How about this? We'll wish that ..."