The Random Stone: Jon Can Move

"I ... I can move," Jon said, before discovering that he *could* move. "Jon," Karyn said, as her eyes lit up with hope. "Quick. Unfreeze me." But Jon was doing something else instead. He was fondling his breasts. "Jon!" Jon jumped when he heard Karyn yell at him. "What?" he asked, annoyed by Karyn's interruption. "Unfreeze me so I can get the stone," she said. "The stone?" Then his eyes went wide and he smiled. "The stone! I can make my breasts *bigger*." He walked over to where Zoe dropped it and picked it up. "No! Unfreeze me *first*." But Jon wasn't listening. And apparently he also didn't remember Karyn talking about how the stone was granting wishes to other people, because he went ahead and said "I wish ..."