Fine, So Far

"I wish Karyn was wearing her favorite outfit, fed, made up, and had pink painted nails and both of us were at school." Jon felt like making life easy. He had a wishing stone, so why not make life easier for both of them? Fortunately, as long as Jon used the stone himself, all of his wishes would be granted as normally as if he had the *real* stone. A bright light engulfed his bedroom and when it dissipated, he saw that both he and Karyn were at school. "Good, you brought it," Karyn said, referring to the wishing stone. "I've been thinking all night about how to get rid of these huge breasts. I think I've figured out a few ways to do it. Can I have it so I can try them out?" "Sure." And that was one of the biggest mistakes of Jon's life. What he didn't know was that any wishes that Karyn made would be granted to *him*, as if *he* were the one that had made them. "I wish that I ..." Karyn began to say.