Mrs. Jon Claus: Jon Becomes Martha

Quickly, Jon said "I wish that for as long as I have this body, no one thinks there's anything out of the ordinary about me being female." The stone glowed, granting the wish. He, or rather *she*, opened the bedroom door. "Oh, Martha. I'm sorry for bothering you," Jon's mom said. Martha? Was that Mrs. Claus' name? Wait a minute, did that mean that no one remembered Jon? "Martha, we really need to get you some new clothes. Those look awful on you." "Uh, yeah. Good idea. But maybe later. I need to, uh, do my homework." "Oh. Well, yes. You should do that. But I'm not forgetting about this, young lady. The moment you're done, I expect you to be free to go to the mall." "Okay, sure, Mom." Jon closed the door and sat on the bed. What now?