Remote Control: Andrea's Husband Shows Up

"Hey, what's going on here?" a voice suddenly asked. Jake turned and saw a middle-aged man. "Who's that?" Andrea answered, even though Jake wasn't really asking her. "That's my husband." "Andrea, what *happened* to you?" the man asked, obviously referring to her larger bust size. Jake quickly turned towards Andrea. "You don't have a husband. You're a whore, remember?" "I'm a whore and whores don't have husbands," Andrea said, still in a monotone voice. "That's right." "What are you doing to her?" the man demanded. Jake turned back around and aimed the device at the man and pressed the "PAUSE" button, and instantly, the man froze in place, unable to move. But apparently, he could still talk. "What ... what's happening?" he asked, beginning to panic. "I ... I can't move!" Jake looked down at the remote. "Hmm, I wonder what *this* one does," he said, before aiming it back at the man and pressing ...