Mom's Underwear: A Moment of Realization

When Jon reached the top of the stairs, however, he stopped, as his eyes went wide. Did he just think what he *thought* he did? The message on that shirt was just a message on a shirt. He didn't *really* wear his mom's underwear. Or did he? He patted his shoulder and nearly gasped, feeling a bra strap underneath his shirt. What the hell? He really *was* wearing his mom's underwear. But then he paused, feeling confused. Why *wouldn't* he be wearing his mom's underwear? It just felt so good to do it. *Wait, what?* he thought. But instead of giving it anymore thought, he headed to his room.