The Bench: Old Chums

Mike "the Moose" Matthews was confused, wondering why he was talking to this woman like they were old friends. He was a football player for the local football team, why would he associate with an adult English woman? With great effort, he finally broke from the conventions of the conversation, speaking his mind. "I'm sorry, but don't you have me confused with someone else?" Nadine tilted her head, confused. "I'm sorry, what? Don't be ridiculous." And with that, Moose felt himself falling back into the act. That's when he noticed his clothing was different. Whereas before he had worn his usual outfit of pants and a tight t shirt, now he was wearing...