Slowly Swapping: Gary's Wearing Makeup

Little did he know that what was going on around there was about to further impact his life. As he pulled into his driveway, he turned to Lorraine and noticed something strange he hadn't noticed before. As he turned he caught his reflection in the rear view mirror and what reflected back at him nearly gave him a heart attack Makeup! He was wearing makeup. His lips were painted in a bright bubblegum pink lipstick and he had light purple eye-shadow. Overall Gary thought that his face was made up to look like a teenage girl. "I'm wearing makeup?" Gary said to himself. "Of course you are honey" his wife said causing Gary to turn and look at her. "You never leave the house without it".