Slowly Swapping: Not Gonna Happen

Makeup! He was wearing makeup. His lips were painted in a bright bubblegum pink lipstick and he had light purple eye-shadow. Overall Gary thought that his face was made up to look like a teenage girl. "I'm wearing makeup?" Gary said to himself. "Of course you are honey" his wife said causing Gary to turn and look at her. "You never leave the house without it". He took a few breaths. "Don't you think that's strange?" Lorraine looked at him. "Well, you don't have to wear it if you don't want to, honey. It's your choice. Personally, that isn't the shade I would have picked, but..." She seemed to shrug. "Lorraine, be serious," Gary said. "I don't wear makeup." "If that is what you want...Honestly, Gary...you really need this time off. You are starting to worry me."