Family Swap: Jon Meets "Annie"

pakkwiman on 1/30/2022 9:43:42 AM
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*The only requirement was that Jon have a new sister every day. So wherever he went, he would have one.* But where would Jon go now? He had no idea where his new house was. Or even if he still lived in a house. What if he lived in an apartment and needed a security code to get in? Even if he knocked on the door of his old house - Tiffany's house now - and got her to tell him where he lived - how weird would that be? - she probably wouldn't know the security code. What if he had to spend the night outside ... homeless? What if he didn't get his old house back at 3:47 tomorrow? What if nothing was ever the same again? Jon couldn't remember the exact wording of his wish just two days ago, but he did recall that he hadn't said anything about restoring the status quo. *Shit,* thought Jon as he wandered the streets of Lake Point. At least they hadn't changed. Unlike Linda and Zoe. *I destroyed my family forever.* He dreaded seeing them from time to time in whatever roles they'd be stuck in as of Monday afternoon. For the rest of their lives ... *No, wait.* Jon realized he could use the stone to restore his family next week. And even his old address. Assuming the stone was still wherever he lived now. Or that he had even inherited the stone in the current reality. What if someone had it now? Even if Jon could find who that person was, could he convince them to change Linda and Zoe back? With so many questions on his mind, Jon was oblivious to the lights at a crosswalk. He missed his chance to cross. That mistake was preferable to walking into traffic. While waiting for the lights to change so he could cross, Jon pulled his phone out of his pocket. He realized his arm wasn't pale and freckled anymore. It was hairless and tanned. "Oh no," Jon said to himself. He turned on his phone - the same model as before - opened its camera app, and pressed the selfie button so he could see himself on its screen. "Himself" wasn't quite the right word. An Asian face on the screen gasped back at Jon. For a moment Jon thought someone must have been FaceTiming him. But the stranger's clothes, hairstyle, and facial proportions were Jon's. And the stranger was on the same street Jon was. *That's me,* thought Jon. He never expected his wish to turn him Asian. He thought only girls' races would be affected. Like how Yuki and Melony became Taylor twins on Wednesday. Then he learned that women could change too. Like his last mother Julie who had been born Puerto Rican. Or Mrs. Getherd - Angela, not Zelda - who had become a Black Washington. *So why not me?* Jon asked himself. If he could become ginger yesterday after getting a new mother, why couldn't he become Asian after ... Jon suddenly remembered where his Wednesday mother was at 3:47. The PTA meeting. On campus. A fragment of Jon's wish that was still in his memory haunted him: *"... all the girls at my high school ..."* ... which would include Julie Madison! As well as Tiffany Morse. Jon shuddered. It was so easy to think of Tiffany as his principal. Of Julie as his mother. Linda was no relation to him now. Worse yet, she was openly hostile to him. Her words to Coach Sarah Barry still stung: "It's hard to believe she and Jon are related." *Were* related now. The wish insured that Jon would have a new sister every day. Susan Madison was someone else's sister as of ... Jon had lost track of time. The sun was going to set soon. Where was he going to go? He wandered into a McDonald's. He had a little money. Barely enough to buy dinner if he had to. He settled for a drink and took a seat by a window, looking out and seeing girls he didn't recognize from a distance. Maybe if he were closer to them, he might have had a chance to guess who they used to be. Jon flipped through the photos on his phone, hoping at least one of them had a picture of his current home. Lots of indoor shots with Asians. His new family, he supposed. And photos of some tropical Asian country. He must have visited that place - his new ancestral homeland? - in the recent past of his Thursday life. What country was it? Signs there were in the alphabet but with lots of diacritics. So not China, Japan, or Korea. Jon wished he were better at Asian geography. He didn't have the stone to make that wish come true, but he did have an app that he had wished up. He opened Palimpsest and typed "Jon Madison," the name he had until this afternoon. An entry for "Jon Nguyen (Nguyễn Quân Lãng)" appeared. *I'm ... Vietnamese!?* Jon hoped he didn't have to speak Vietnamese. If his mother didn't change again - if he couldn't get the stone back - he might be Vietnamese for the rest of his life! Not that there was anything wrong with being Vietnamese, but ... "Jon!" A girl's voice. Jon turned around to see its source - a freshman like Susan Madison. But this girl was Asian like him. "Guess what!" *I wish I could guess who you are,* thought Jon. "Uh ..." "I'm gonna be Annie!" "Who?" asked Jon. "Oh yeah, the musical ..." He had seen something about auditions posted in the hallway at school. Musicals weren't his thing. "Isn't that neat?" asked the girl. "Especially 'cause I don't even look like Annie except for being little? I'm gonna wear a curly red wig and get freckles painted on my face." Jon couldn't muster a sound. Not even an "uh." "Come on, Jon! Aren't you happy for me?" "Y-yeah." Jon had to force the word out of his mouth. "What's wrong with you, Jon?" "I wanna go home," blurted Jon. "Then let's go, bro!" The girl took him by the hand. Jon held his drink in his other hand. He could finish it at ... home, wherever that was. He breathed a sigh of relief. He wouldn't have to search for his new home. His new little sister would take him there. Unfortunately, he forgot to bring his phone with him. The device remained on a table at McDonald's. The Palimpsest app was still open on its screen when a text message from "Dad" appeared. Until now, Jon and his siblings had been raised by single mothers. Jon's original father was still alive but pretty much out of his life now. Why was Jon's new father Nguyễn Niên Kiệt texting him?

"Where were you?" (74)


A note about Jon's father: Back in 2008 when I started this branch in "Random family swaps", I made a brief reference to him: *He [Jon] heard footsteps in the hallway outside his bedroom. They were too light to be his father's, but too loud to be his little brother Mikey's.* However, Jon's father was never mentioned again in the branch, and in "Another Mystery", The Guest established that Julie Madison was a "single mother." I'm assuming that Linda Madison was also a single mother, or else Jon would have said something about losing her father when Julie became his mother. To reconcile those 2008 and 2022 episodes, I propose that Jon's father is still alive and that in the initial reality, he still visited his ex-wife's household on occasion, so Jon would know what his heavy footsteps would sound like. Question: Is Jon's original father a Madison, or did Linda Madison keep her last name and give that name to her children?


pakkwiman

1/30/2022 9:52:45 AM

Why didn’t I make Jon simply ask Tiffany where his house was? Maybe I should have. But I’m thinking that Jon is uncomfortable with the new Tiffany and is reluctant to speak to her again. Also, he’s freaked out by the fact that she now lives in what used to be his house. I imagine her house being subtly different from his: same physical structure but different car, stuff in the yard, etc. That almost-but-not-quiteness has shaken up Jon and left him unable to think clearly.


pakkwiman

1/30/2022 10:12:17 AM

Linda is a single mother in some branches and married in others...hard to keep track. As for asking...many people also have their address in their phone or the house phone.


The Guest

1/30/2022 5:59:36 PM

I have it in my phone as a preset for Google Maps navigation.


The Guest

1/31/2022 6:23:11 PM

*Linda is a single mother in some branches and married in others...hard to keep track.* No problem. When I finally started writing here again for the first time in over a year, I got off to a bad start by contradicting what Nobody14 wrote about Sophie Burger ("a little shorter than other girls her age") and making her replacement Keun-hye, an adult Korean woman, taller. I fixed that right away. Lately I've used the "View story so far" function multiple times so I can have all the episodes from start to finish open in multiple adjacent tabs for reference. I try to check things as I write. This branch dates back fourteen years, so it's unlikely anyone has all the details in active memory. Recently I rediscovered that I had given Zoe's first swapped form a last name (Monaghan) two years ago. *As for asking...many people also have their address in their phone or the house phone.* I considered having Jon find his address on his phone, but I myself don't have mine on my phone, so I had him wander town instead to give him something to do while pondering what was happening. In real life I find long walks useful when I'm overwhelmed.


pakkwiman

1/30/2022 9:38:49 PM

The Guest, I forgot that I had somehow (accidentally?) pinned my home as a location in my iPhone's map app. I suppose that if I could forget that, a flustered Jon could forget that too. Imagine if Jon Nguyen hadn't pinned his home unlike Jon Madison. Jon would have opened his map app and looked for a pin that didn't exist. I should have had Jon try to use his phone to go home, but I'll let the episode stand as is, since I hadn't made a continuity-violating error requiring correction.


pakkwiman

1/31/2022 7:54:02 PM

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