Real life isn't a sitcom, y'know

"You gave it a tall order...maybe it needs a minute...Wait...Karyn..look..." Jon said, "Do you hear that?" "What?" Karyn asked. "It... it sounds like there's a theme song playing." Karyn listened a bit closer, "Yeah, I hear it now, too. It sounds familiar, but I can't place the--" Suddenly, they could hear a low rumbling coming from down the street. They looked up to see a large green figure wearing only a red flannel jacket running down the street. As the figure got closer, they could see it had what looked like a big pink tumor sticking out of the back of his neck. As it passed in front of them, they noticed the pink tumor was hitting the figure with a frying pan and yelling "Not the mamma." As the figure was just leaving earshot, they could hear it scream "FRAN!" "Ah," said Karyn, "Now I got it."