Karen Dog and Dog Karen

As Karen's head on the dog's body sat on the sidewalk. Jon's head on his dog's body walked over and sat next to her trying to comfort her. Although all they could do was whimper, the two seemed to understand enough of each other. Karen Dog looked up to see running down the street, her body with her dog's head on it. Karen was a bit embarrassed at what this dog was wearing "“ a flimsy pink tank top with spaghetti straps showing off her midriff and a pair of black high cut shorts and green pumps. 2 things crossed Karen's mind: "God I would never be caught wearing anything like that" and "Jeez is my butt that big" she inquired as she now had a clear look from a lower perspective. Can things get any weirder?