Biff Slugs Jon

Jon turned back towards Sarah, but she wasn't there. Where did she go? Suddenly, Jon got hit in the back of the head and went flying towards the floor. He turned and saw Biff, Sarah's boyfriend. "You sick bastard. I don't know how you made my girlfriend drink that piss, but I'm gonna make sure that the next person that drinks it is *you*." Jon looked past the muscular jock and saw Sarah standing about ten feet away. Biff grabbed the front of Jon's shirt and picked him up. "Sarah's not your girlfriend," Jon said quickly. It was the only thing he could think of. "Of course not. Why would I want to date a girl like *that*?" "You wouldn't," Jon said. "Especially since ..."