Biff Likes Older Women

"You wouldn't," Jon said. "Especially since you think Sarah's way too young. You're only attracted to older women. The older, the better." "You're right. Old women are *hot*." "Like that one over there?" Jon asked, pointing to a woman who was old enough to be someone's grandmother. It was strange, but Jon could see a bulge growing in Biff's pants. He was actually turned on by the woman. "You want to ask her out on a date." "Yeah, I do." Biff let go of Jon, dropping him to the floor. Then he ran over to the elderly woman. "Hey! Where are you going?" Sarah asked. "Aren't you gonna finish him off?" But Biff was ignoring her. He had other things on his mind.