A Strange Conversation at Dinner: Jon Sets the Record Straight

"Mom, Dad, listen. I think you're getting the wrong idea. I'm not gay," Jon said, putting a stop to this before it got too far. "Well, of course, you're not, honey," his mom said, chuckling. Okay, this was going a lot better than Jon thought it would. "I mean, you _are_ dating Tim here," she continued. Wait a minute, that statement didn't make any sense. Jon shifted a little in his chair, feeling odd suddenly. And that was when he felt something jiggly on his chest. He looked down and got a shock. He was a girl! His T-shirt had transformed into a halter top, showing off cleavage from a pair of what must have been at least D-cup breasts. Down below, Jon wore a miniskirt, and heels. "Jen, are you okay?" Tim asked, concerned for his girlfriend. No, he (she?!) wasn't okay!