Be Careful What You Ask For

Landing on his chest was an extra-large magnum condom. Sprouting from his panties heart-shaped hole was a massive penis. Despite the fact that it was flaccid, it still came to at least six inches long. “There,” insists Sarah, “are you happy now?” “What the hell is that‽” exclaimed Jon, “I can’t use that! It’s too big!” “Oh, my god, are you still complaining? First you want one, then it’s too big. I thought boys loved talking about how big their dicks are. No, Jon, I’m done with that. You’re just going to have to deal with it. Be glad I gave you one at all. There are other things we need to get to, like the fact that you have nothing to wear over your underwear.” The sound of the red box lid lifting could be heard. “Jon, I want you to have this.”