Hat Picks: Jon's Picks

"So, Karyn. Did anything change?" Jon asked. Karyn decided that she really didn't have anything to lose by telling him. "Well, nothing physically changed, but it seems like my vagina has a mind of its own. I was just looking at myself in the mirror and it was getting aroused." "Wow! So you're a lesbian now?" Jon didn't like the idea of Karyn being off limits now. "No, I'm not a lesbian," Karyn scolded. "Though my vagina seems to be. I don't know how I'm going to deal with this for a whole week without control." "Well, you won't be alone. Hand me the hat." Karyn picked up the hat and handed it to Jon, who then pulled out the first slip of paper ...