HAT PICKS: jon's just talking out his ass

Jon reached out and drew his first pick. Reverse. Then he reached in and got a second. Orifices. "Oh great!" Jon said bitterly, then paused, his voice wasn't coming out his mouth, instead it was coming from behind him, muffled a bit by his pants. "Jon, are you ok?" Karyn asked, then noticed the papers and stifled a laugh. "So you use your ass for your mouth now?" Karyn said with a giggle. "I'd hate to think of you using the bathroom." Jon glared at her and a look of disgust crossed his face as he said "please don't mention that". "ok" Karyn said, "Maybe you'd calm down after getting a bite to eat or something."