Jump ahead into a weird situation

I looked around the now deserted yard and decided it was time to slope off home. The next thing I knew it was night and I felt different, there was a weight on my chest, specifically his nipples. Jon looked down to see clamps on his, surprisingly large, nipples. Below Jon saw that all he was wearing was a tight pair of black trunks with a surprisingly large bulge in his pants, and in his hands Jon found a glowing blue ball. Jon then looked around to find himself in an open field, Karyn was standing across from Jon dressed in a ball gown with Wings coming out of her head. "Um Karyn" Jon said, surprised by both his ridiculously feminine voice and a Japanese accent. "Yes, Jon" Karyn replied in a masculine voice with a French accent. "What the hell happened, last thing I remember I was headed home after showing you my stone?"