Anal stone

"What the hell happened, last thing I remember I was headed home after showing you my stone?" Jon asked "I have no Idea, I was heading home after that when I found myself here" "What do we do know?" Jon asked "Do you have the stone?" Karyn asked "No I don't think so, not unless this blue thing is the stone" Jon said "Give it here I wanna try making a wish" Karyn said. After handing the orb over Karyn said "I wish I knew what was going on" Nothing happened, "Damn I wish I we where at least dressed normally" After a need to turn away they both where. "Jon it worked, try making another wish" "OK I wish I knew what was going on" Jon said and in a flash he knew. "Well?" Karyn asked "First off the stone's in my ass" Karyn couldn't help but laugh "Wh..Wh..What?!" "And that's your fault" Jon continued