Jon's Got a Stone Up His Ass

"I wish I knew what was going on," Jon said, and then in a flash, he knew. "Well?" Karyn asked. "First off, the stone's in my ass." Karyn couldn't help but laugh. "Wh ... wh ... what?!" "And that's *your* fault," Jon continued. "*My* fault. What do you mean?" "You made a wish to make it so that the stone would always be with me. You had good intentions, but the wish was granted in a way that we didn't want. At first, we didn't know what happened to the stone. We thought that it was just somewhere nearby. So, while we were searching for it, I made a few wishes - you know, just thinking out loud. I didn't expect them to be granted, since I wasn't touching the stone. Or so I thought. The next thing I knew, there was this warm sensation in my butt and we both had an urge to shut our eyes." "Well ... what did you wish for? What kind of wishes could have made us like *this*?" Karyn asked.