This couple that's too coupling

"Weird, what a way to remodel the place." The women said observing the stores new changes. "Maybe they've been bought out. Wouldn't want the place to be too thrifty though." He said, wrapping his hand around her and diligently coddling her in. "Either way it seems a little dull. But so long as we're here it doesn't have to be." She said, picking up a pair of plain white socks. Placing them uptop her head, she pretended they were antlers and swished around in her lavender pencil skirt. Her boyfriend put a pair of longer socks onto his hands and pretended they were puppets, swishing around his scarf and fashionable coat. They joked around for some time at nothing in particular. "Extraordinary individuals detected. Too spontaneous, excitement levels far exceeding necessary levels. Time to prune." The seamstress said.