Girlifying and Masculating Remotes: The Newest Remote is Gone!

Finally finished, John pointed the remote at himself to see if it would work or not, then ... fell asleep. He was REALLY tired after all of that work. He'd test out his newest invention the next day when he's more refreshed. ------ But when he awoke the next morning, the Masculating Remote was gone! But what about the Girlifying Remote? Was that device gone as well? And where did the Masculating Remote go? Did someone steal it? How was he going to return to normal now?