HAT PICKS: Jon's a real butthead

Jon reached in and made a draw he looked at his first slip in dismay, it said ass. Karyn giggled when she saw it. Jon cautiously drew a second slip, it said face. Jon felt his eyes and nose shrink away to nothing, his mouth grew smaller, rounder and tighter, his cheeks grow bigger and more solid meeting mid face at a cleft. Now his entire face was a nice, sexy ass. "Jon are you ok?" Karyn asked, "can you still breathe? Can you see?" Jon sputtered out a muffled "yes" from his hole. "I seem to breathe from my ... well... my orifice ok, and I can see but it is odd, i don't have eyes so instead of focused on one spot my vision is spread accross my... uhm ... face."