Hat Picks: Jon's the Center of Attention

"This is so weird," Karyn said. Suddenly, nearby, they heard a girl scream. Then a guy yelled out "What the hell is *that*?!" Karyn turned and saw that everyone was staring at Jon. Then she turned back. "Jon, reality didn't change. People notice that you're different." "I know that, Karyn. The hat isn't like the stone," Jon said, with his muffled voice. *I wish it were. Now more than ever,* Karyn thought, as she watched more people gathering around to see Jon's ass face.