The Random Stone (Zoe): Jonnie Wishes Everyone Was Totally Gay

"I wish everyone was totally gay!" Jonnie said, knowing that this wish would make everything so much better. The stone glowed, granting his wish. Yes, this was actually the Random Stone, but the wish made was the sort in which it didn't matter who made it. And because the Random Stone followed the same rules as the regular stone, only people living in Lake Point and its outskirts were affected by the wish, not the whole world. But how exactly was the wish granted? Did everyone within the stone's range become homosexual (men become gay and women become lesbians), or did everyone become male and homosexual, or did the stone, perhaps, just make everyone happy (a throwback synonym of the word "gay")?